This Unicorn Changed the Way I Poop

[Prince:]
This is where your ice cream comes from–

[Squatty Potty Unicorn]
Oh…

[Prince:]
– the creamy poop of a mystic unicorn. Totally clean, totally cool, and soft-served straight from a sphincter. Mmm. They’re good at pooping. But you know who sucks at pooping? You do. That’s ’cause when you sit on the porcelain throne, this muscle put a kink in the hose and stops the (Ben & Jerry’s) from sliding out smoothly. Is that a problem? I don’t know, are hemorrhoids a problem? ‘Cause sitting at this angle can cause hemorrhoids, bloating, constipation, and a buttload of other crap. And seriously, unicorn hemorrhoids? – The glitter gets everywhere.

[Squatty Potty Unicorn]
Um?

[Prince:]
But what happens when you go from a sit to a squat?

[Squatty Potty Unicorn]
Ah…

[Prince:]
Voila– the muscle relaxes and that kink goes away faster than Pegasus laying a sweet sherbet dookie. Now your colon’s open and ready for battle. That’s ’cause our bodies were made to poop in a squat. And now there’s a product that lets you squat in your own home.

Introducing the Squatty Potty. No, Squatty Potty is not a joke. And yes, it will give you the best poop of your life, guaranteed. I don’t just mean you bloated lords and hemorrhoidal ladies — I mean everyone.

Kink Unkink. Kink, unkink. It’s simple science really.

Can’t get the last scoop out of the carton?

With the Squatty Potty you get complete elimination.

Spend too much time on the chamber pot?

Squatty Potty makes you go twice as fast, or your money back.

I scream, you scream, and plop plop, baby. Maybe you’re sore from squeezing out solid globs of rocky road.

The Squatty Potty gives you a smooth stream of froyo that glides like a virgin swan.

Plus when you’re done, it tucks neatly out of sight, thanks to its innovative patented design. Truly a footstool fit for a constipated king!

So if you’re a human being who poops from your butt, click here to order your Squatty Potty today at SquattyPotty.com. You’ll wish you tried it years ago.

And if you don’t trust a prince, how about your Doctor? Shark Tank? HuffPost? NPR? Men’s Health? Howard Stern?–He poops from his butt.

They’re all crazy about the Squatty Potty. Not to mention the 2,000 Amazon users who gave the Squatty Potty 5 stars, including the author of this moving haiku:

Squatty Potty Unicorn Haiku
Squatty Potty Unicorn Haiku
[Squatty Potty Unicorn]
“Oh Squatty Potty
You fill me with endless joy
Yet leave me empty.”

[Prince:]
So order your Squatty Potty today. I’m not saying it will make your poop as soft as this cookies’n’cream. But I’m not saying it won’t.

Squatty Potty. The stool for better stools.

Pooping will never be the same… And neither will ice cream.

[Prince:] “I got one for you. Very good.”
[Prince:] “How does that taste? Is that delicious?”
[Prince:] “Is that the best thing you ever had in your life?”
[Child:] “Uh huh.”
[Prince:] “There you are.”

Earn to Die 2: Exodus

There are a lot of changes in Earn to Die 2: Exodus! For starters you can take different paths on the map. Honestly speaking most time one of the choices is not intentional as you just fall down and have no choice but to go through the second tunnel.

Almost immediately after you land you will learn another new game feature and this is that you car can be damaged!

I was looking at the Armor in the garage but I thought it was a joke. It protects your vehicle from damage. You can upgrade it 2 times in the game. Otherwise you will get engine broken quite often.

Another pleasant innovation in the game is the upgrade option for everything. It is better than the other versions as you can upgrade different important parts of your car more frequently.



Earn to die 2 Exodus




Earn to die 2 Exodus

Talking about upgrades, let me tell you what was my strategy to finish the map in just 53 days. I could do better but I was to busy looking for new things that made many mistakes.

  1. A little fuel with first few dollars.
  2. Upgrade your transmission at least to 1st stage
  3. Spend some money on your engine because it will help you to accelerate faster and improve fuel efficiency.
  4. Invest on wheels because you will get a better grip and will improve your ability to drive uphill. Upgrade them to stage 3 and save for your final engine upgrade.
  5. Get bigger trunk and buy more gasoline.
  6. At some  point you understand that you should invest in Armor because you are getting nowhere.
  7. Buy more fuel and upgrade your Boost and get extra speed on demand.
  8. Get a gun and shoot down zombies before they can hit your car.
  9. Upgrade your firearms and boost to the max and go

On the second map you get a police car!

The first thing I bought for it was a new engine and bigger tyres. Everything in the second level is ridiculously expensive.

For example your first fuel tank upgrade cost a whopping $500 and 2k+ for the next one, crazy stuff.

I won’t mention how much the other upgrades will cost you. Lets just say, more than arm and a leg.

This level has an amazing part where two tunnels are crossing. The best choice is to take the lower one because it will require less fuel.

In Earn to Dies Exodus your driving skills are extremely important. Even if you are fully equipped there are so many obstacles and… zombies, which are on your way.

A hint. When your back tyres live the age and you start flying, remove your foot from the gas pedal. That way you will lend in the best spot on the ground.

Whats new. Your money from previous levels are there.

Level 3 is super expensive. Only true millionaires could afford the price tags. Exactly at the middle of the track you need to increase your speed to the max and probably will need a nitro boost to reach the upper tunnel.

Keep you eyes on the road all the time because there are places on the maps where your truck can get stuck.

The boost is more powerful than before and you can use it as a jetpack.

Exodus is the best sequel of Earn to die until now and one of the best new additions is that you can take several different paths on each journey. The graphics are way better than before.

There is only one problem. I want longer version of  Earn to Die Exodus and I am sure the other fans are with me here.

Why Mario Games Are So Loved

If you have ever played video games, then you would have most definitely played the ever popular and most lovable Mario character games. Mario games have been a favorite with video game fans from the time they were brought out. You can find a lot of Mario games on our website Furg Games.

Some twenty odd years have passed since the first Mario game was launched in 1981 in Donkey Kong. The character was that of a jump man who uses his amazing talent for jumping to cross hurdles and move from one
level to the other until the ultimate prize is won.

Mario games have been in the market from the time when video games were the only source of entertainment and they have a strong fan following until date.

Technology may have caused the many video game manufacturers to include the latest 3D and special effects in their games, but Mario games have an unparalleled simplicity about them. Kids and adults love to
play the Mario brothers games and there is something exciting about jumping over obstacles and shooting to hit dangerous elements in the simplest manner.

Shigeru Miyamoto, the founder and designer of the Mario character had many names in mind for his strong and willful video game character. He wanted to name it Mr. Video and Mario would have been names Mr. Video
had it not been for a landlord by the name of Mario Segale, who won an argument. Mario became an instant favorite with kids who loved video games and today you will find more than 200 Mario games. Mario was
designed to be a carpenter at first and he was not a very good guy because he used to ill-treat his pet ape. In 1983, two years after the launch, Mario has a profile change and he went from being a carpenter to
a plumber. He became the nice guy battling the bad and very frequent obstacles. Nintendo keeps updating the character of Mario as well as infusing the games with great looking and sounding effects so that they
can keep the Mario game lover addicted to the game. It is very easy to find Mario games anywhere.

All video game stores have Nintendo consoles and gaming software is easily available. It is also quite easy to find Mario games online. You will find websites, which offer free Mario games, and you can also
buy the latest version of Mario games from online stores. Video games have become a rage today because they offer endless entertainment for absolutely nothing. Adults and children alike love to play video games
and while parents complain about their children doing nothing but playing the games all day, children are sucked into their own world of excitement, thrill and fun. When it comes to video games, there are a few
games, which can be classified as classics. The Mario games come under the classic genre and they offer limitless entertainment and excitement to children and adults of all ages. All video game fans love Mario
games and the games are popular in all cultures.

Anyone Can Play Mario Games

Anyone can play Mario games have been in the video game scene since time immemorial. Mario video games were very popular when the first game was launched and it retains that popularity because of the simplicity and ease of playing the game offers. Launched in 1981, Mario games overtook the hearts and minds of the video game lovers.


Mario Games


Mario Games

The game was loved not only by children but also even by adults. The game offered adventure, thrill and excitement at a very basic level and even in this technology driven age, you require a little bit of simplicity in life and everything you do to remain sane. Mario games changed the face of the home gaming console. The Mario games offered so much excitement and entertainment that kids and adults alike were glued to the games.

Nintendo sold a record-breaking number of gaming consoles after the Mario games were launched. When children were asked what they liked best about the Mario games, the response was unanimous- the adventure and the simplicity.

There are over hundreds of Mario game today and some of them have incorporated the latest graphics and special effects to keep the video game player tuned in. There are many popular Mario games and of them are Super Mario Brothers, Mario Galaxy, Super Mario 64 and Super Mario Land. Each game is designed on a different and unique theme and you have the strong and ever agile Mario shooting the enemy, jumping over hurdles and becoming the enlarged Super Mario to become even more powerful.

The Mario games are also popular because they enforce the age-old moral of “good winning over evil”. Ultimately, we all want the good guy, the hero to win and accomplish his mission. Mario is the ultimate good guy who beats the odds, fights danger in it’s face to finally reach his goal or destination. The Super Mario 64 brought a great change to the Mario games.

This change was going three dimension. It was an amazing experience for the Mario game lovers to switch from a horizontal two-dimension scroll to a 360-degree action and adventure platform. Mario goes about collecting starts and defeating the browser’s army in the most fun and thrilling manner. Super Mario Land is a black and white game although the lack of color did nothing to diminish and Mario games trademark for fun and excitement. Here Mario has to be his most brave self to recue Princess Daisy. Mario Galaxy marks the return to Mario to the 3D platform. When the game was first launches, players could never imagine Mario in space but now even this has been made possible.